How can you tell if you are in a cult? Your womens dress like this:

I bet their cult leader always has a white suit on and carries around a Lamb. Thats what I would do if I were a cult leader. And in my country 16 is the legal age for everything… but you have to take classes and earn merit badges before you are allowed to do any of it. Because I’m a Progressive Pragmatist.

As long as we are on the subject, Waco was a mass murder, not a mass suicide. Not because Bill Hicks says so (but thats probably good enough for me). But I’ve seen other videos and a full documentary broadcast on HBO that shows videos of the ATF filling the compound with tear gas that was supposed to force the cult members out (which it didn’t). The compound was then filled with another gas that when mixed with tear gas turned into a flammable nerve gas. Tanks ripped holes in the buildings, infra-red cameras indicated the tanks fired into the house (possibly more tear gas) and the whole fucking place burned to the ground. Massacre, not suicide. Even if its only half true, it’s still murder.

And sure I don’t believe everything just because it’s in a “documentary”. But I totally believe HBO, they know cults. By the way, you are all now on the Government watch list.

I’m gonna sit at the welcome table, gonna sit at the welcome table one of these days…