One day, I will be dead. But it’s ok because you will be dead, too. And our perfect black kitties will be dead, and our Moms will be dead, and if we have kids, they will be mean little bastards …and then they’ll die. And thankfully everyone named George Bush will be dead as well. Unless they find their way into a deep space hyperbolic chamber like Ripley from Aliens and find a new Earth (which there are apparently tons of!)

Thats all fine with me because the Sun is going to eat us alive. We only have maybe 7.6 billion years left until this happens. So you might as well cash in your savings bonds now.

via [Slashdot]