Just as we HP nerds at AT started to drool over the teaser trailer for the November theatrical release of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, it’s release has been delayed until July 17, 2009! Stupify!

I can’t even imagine that far into the future and I just bought a new dayplanner! I predict that when the movie finally comes out: Our flying solar-powered electric cars will cause Exxon-Mobil to declare bankrupcy and mysteriously end funding to Al Quieda.  President Obama and Vice President Chris Dodd will be calling for sensitivity during the war crimes trials of George W. Bush and Dick Cheney. And why not: Cancer, AIDS and Alzheimer’s will be cured using Angelina Jolie’s stem cells. Unfortunately Christopher Reeve will walk out of his grave and devour all of the Death Eaters in Warner Bros. marketing department.

By the time they are finally finished with The Deathly Hallows (parts 1 & 2!?!) the Hogwarts kids will be old enough to play–wait a minute…you haven’t read the books yet.

story via Defamer.

British Witchcraft!

Lee Spievak lost the tip of his finger to a model airplane’s propellor. His brother just happens to be involved in Stem Cell Research and Regenerative Medicine. So like any good bro he sent him some magical pixie dust made from pig guts (like so many other magical pixie dusts are made from). Within a month the rest of his finger grew back… including his fingerprint.

Why would we not fund this?!!