Nate Silver is a statistician who regularly runs numbers (not for the mob) in Major League Baseball to predict who will win games/the pennant/the world series. He has applied the same knack for knumbers (tehe) to the Presidential Race on his website FiveThirtyEight.com and thankfully. Brother Obama is gonna kick the shit out of McCancer with a pretty hawt margin. As of today he’s predicting 347.6 electoral votes for Obama (granola eating, flag burning, freedom hating blue states) to McCancer’s 190.4 in all of those shitty backward-ass states where people go to snakecharmer shaker churches and marry kin. He figures a 90.7% probablility of this glorious outcome.

Interestingly enough, because our home state of Nebraska has a state government that does shit it’s own way (Unicameral Motherfucker!), we’ve broken up our electoral votes so that theoretically the whole state’s electoral votes don’t have to just go to ONE candidate. There is a high probability that he won’t win, but Barack Obama is within 6 – 10% of McDouche in the Omaha and Lincoln based districts (the only inhabitable parts of the state). The remaining Western Nebraska district on the other hand is a cesspool of uneducated bible thumpers. Proving again that the republican candidate is very popular in places where nothing happens but sheep rape.

But you still have to vote! We haven’t officially won this thing yet, peoples! So vote the shit out of that shit on November 4th, yo!

I think Ellen should have punched that geriatric fuckhead in his puckered ferret face when she had the chance. Maybe she could have at least verbally reduced him to the sniveling, pathetic dinosaur turd that he is.

Ellen had Senator John McLiverspot on her show and the discussion of Gay Marriage inevitably came up and McDouchebag actually had the shriveled balls to maintain anything but eye contact and “respectfully disagree” with her in saying that MARRIAGE is only a contractual agreement and not real unless it is between a man and a woman. Marriage must be totally sacred for a divorced cocksucker like McCain?

This asshole makes me want to puke. You lose your war veteran sympathy when you are a prick like that. He’s the asshole who has said he wants to stay in the war for 100 years if thats what it takes. Pretty fucking pathetic when you consider that it’s been revealed that the catalyst for Vietnam was also false. This means that his friends were killed and he was tortured for NOTHING just like all of the dead soldiers in Iraq and Afghanistan fighting for this IMAGINARY “War on Terror”. I hope his bus crashes into a ditch full of AIDS.

Hillary can ride shotgun. Get a clue, bitch, we’re just not that into you.