So i’ve been busy doing something close to nothing lately. I’ve had plenty of time to spew leftist rhetoric on facebook apparently but not much time to write about anything interesting or review any shows lately. But I have some new stuff coming up! Unfortunately my camera has truly, truly taken a dirtnap despite my successful Dr. Frankensteining of a 5 Megapixel Lens on a 6 Megapixel Camera, the second lens has finally given out. Crap Casios Anyway. So i’ll be releasing some old posts into the world that I never thought would see daylight.

One thing I have been doing is trying to keep up with the guys on DeadLantern.com’s Splattercast. They’ve built a pretty good rapport over their 97 episodes of horror soaked podcasty goodness but the last couple mondays I have joined the gents in review of movies such as The Darkman Trilogy and a smattering of Werewolf films (including Teen Wolf). I’ve forgotten how to talk to human beings and only add occasional murmurs to the cast, but they figure I must have some Hollywood insight. Like, “Hey, Rose McGowan passed me on the stairs at the arclight last tuesday! Her skin looked like dead peoples skin, but in the sexy marble statue kind of way” (That really happened). Next week they will be reviewing classic horror films, tune in if you dare. Unfortunately I will probably be seeing Does It Offend You, Yeah? at the Trubadour next Monday the 22nd (hooray for label guestlists!). But coming up will be a theme episode of my choice involving horror movies about the dangers of technology and such! Yay Robot Apocalypse!

You might have noticed the decrease in postings lately but we are both just getting back from respective vacations and trying to bring order back to our lives in the big cities. But rest assured there are PLENTY of Drafts waiting to be finished. A plentiful supply of very untimely show and record reviews are on the way along with some lovely changes to the site coming soon. I have also been attending more and more movie-related events for some reason and will be reporting some semi-exclusive finds and pre-release reviews.

Hold tight and enjoy your summer vacation, should you have one.

Tomorrow afternoon I get to head over to Warner Bros. in Burbank and check out the new Speed Racer pic. They usually make us sign a shhhhhh form or ask that we not give away too much of the plot but I figure it’s my duty to let you know whether its good or not. I know the hopes on it being good are pretty low compared to Iron Man. A lot of people have already said it’s going to be a flop and it isn’t even out yet. So check back tomorrow night or probably friday and see.

Also, there will be some contests coming up soon where you can win CDs, Lightey Discoball things and T-Shirts soon. So pay attention! I mean look at us lately, posting all regular and shit. C’mon!

Bring your friends.

I put the Forum on extended maternity leave until I have more time to figure out the BBS BS. It was more of a forum than anyone really needed. But look, you can email us now by clicking our names! Woot!