I think Ellen should have punched that geriatric fuckhead in his puckered ferret face when she had the chance. Maybe she could have at least verbally reduced him to the sniveling, pathetic dinosaur turd that he is.

Ellen had Senator John McLiverspot on her show and the discussion of Gay Marriage inevitably came up and McDouchebag actually had the shriveled balls to maintain anything but eye contact and “respectfully disagree” with her in saying that MARRIAGE is only a contractual agreement and not real unless it is between a man and a woman. Marriage must be totally sacred for a divorced cocksucker like McCain?

This asshole makes me want to puke. You lose your war veteran sympathy when you are a prick like that. He’s the asshole who has said he wants to stay in the war for 100 years if thats what it takes. Pretty fucking pathetic when you consider that it’s been revealed that the catalyst for Vietnam was also false. This means that his friends were killed and he was tortured for NOTHING just like all of the dead soldiers in Iraq and Afghanistan fighting for this IMAGINARY “War on Terror”. I hope his bus crashes into a ditch full of AIDS.

Hillary can ride shotgun. Get a clue, bitch, we’re just not that into you.

I must live in the most laid-back State ever. It used to be I could just legally get high*, now i can marry whomever-the-fuck I want.**!

via the New York Times:

The California Supreme Court, striking down two state laws that had limited marriages to unions between a man and a woman, ruled Thursday that same-sex couples have a constitutional right to marry.

The court’s 4-to-3 decision, drawing on a ruling six decades ago that struck down the state’s ban on interracial marriage, would make California only the second state, after Massachusetts, to allow same-sex marriages.

So girly dudes and manly chicks, get to hitchin’ before religious assholes in the suburbs try to ban it again.

* With the proper medical malady to do so… which is pretty much anything. And i’m going to say stress.

** Not that I would it’s just a total bonus that I can. It’s just good to know its there, like the knife I keep under the seat in my car.