Posts Tagged ‘Drew Barrymore’

Trailer for “Whip It”, Drew Barrymore’s Directorial Debut

July 20th, 2009 by intr0vert

Actually looking forward to this movie. It looks really cute. One time we saw Ellen Page in traffic. We were admiring her car because it was a Mercedes that said HYDROGEN POWERED and we looked up and made eye contact with her. Oops, sorry! Just checking out your car!

If you ever get the chance to date, or just put the screws to a Derby Girl…I highly recommend it. I used to see this 5′ 10″ Redhead. She would be covered in bruises with fishnet lines embedded into them. There was really nothing I could do to her that hurt her. I’m not saying every Derby girl is like this. But I think it’s worth testing this theory on as many as you can.

A Blast from the Past: my Spank Bank time capsule

July 14th, 2009 by AliUptown

Lookie here, a post from AliUptown! AND a post from AliUptown that’s not vampire-related. Well…mostly. For some odd reason, I started thinking about my grade school/early teen crushes the other day. Color me random. I asked a couple friends around the same age about their crushes and got some very interesting and telling answers. Tiffany Amber Thiessen, Johnathon Taylor Thomas, Tom Cruise (Top Gun Tom Cruise) and even Ben Affleck from Chasing Amy. And since I have been so fucking M.I.A. on here, I figure it was a valid enough topic. So here goes, I ‘m putting it all out on the table. I have no shame.

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