Posts Tagged ‘Douchebags’

SFW PORN and how to terrorize Salesdouches on Melrose!

September 26th, 2008 by intr0vert


Dear Diesel,

Your clothes suck. They are really douchey and horrid. Everytime I stop into the Diesel on the 3rd St Promenade in Santa Monica I never find anything worth wiping my ass with. The few times I have seen an out of place halfway well-designed item, I find your stupid fucking logo smeared across it. I then throw it to the ground and collapse into tears.

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Earthquake!

July 29th, 2008 by intr0vert

I just had my first real Earthquake. I felt a little tremble last year, but just now at work we had a real one.
It wasn’t scary. It must not have been very big.

[edited 8:47pm]

It was a 5.8 about 40 miles away. The walls shook for about 20 seconds. It was fun! But Its no tornado, they didn’t cancel work. : sigh : Nothing even fell off the walls in my apartment.

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