If you’ve seen the video of Miley Cyrus smoking Salvia on her 18th birthday then you’ll get the musical references. Which midwest classic rock radio DJ was picking music for that party? I thought they were in Los Angeles? Was everyone else there with the blurry faces 35 years old or something? I’m not saying I don’t have both songs in my iTunes but I’m guessing all they listened to the rest of the night was Sublime. Amateurs.
Ok so you know how someone always has to ruin it for everybody else? Well in this case we know exactly who to blame.
It seems a California Assemblyman (I’m not even going to say his name because I don’t want to give another fevered ego the satisfaction of added publicity) wants to ‘fire up‘ new legislation to ban the drug Salvia. And according to a completely unscientific and uninformed poll on :ugh:, Tmz, (barf) 59% of people uninformed douchebags agree with him. Does the American public get an erection on making up pointless laws that will do more harm than good? Cause you know what gives me an erection? Seeing celebrities fucked up on drugs. Why you gotta be a bonerkill, America? We already failed to legalize pot in what is supposed to be the most laid-back state of the union. I guess it’s up to you Oregon and Washington, California finally got too expensive for hippies to live there anymore. But besides being relatively harmless, and certainly non-lethal, Salvia to most people is a horribly mind-warping experience when used in the wrong setting (like being recorded at a shitty party) and Miley Cyrus can’t even clear a bong like a champion. My diagnosis: She’s just an idiot and probably stoned on the pot.