Posts Tagged ‘chelsea grin’

Weekly Trashing: WTF, Mamma Mia over Dark Knight?

January 1st, 2009 by AliUptown

I am embarrassed for civilization that Mamma Mia beat Dark Knight in DVD sales. Christ America, really? I was in line behind some woman buying that stupid shit at Target whilst Christmas shopping. She told me it was a present, and I really did have to bite my tongue to keep myself from telling her that she should go back and get The Dark Knight instead, and that no one deserves to unwrap that on Christmas. No one.

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I’ve waited all year to smear blood on my jugs and go to a bar. At last my day has come.

October 30th, 2008 by AliUptown

Halloween is my favorite holiday. Well, technically my birthday is my favorite holiday, but those seem to be getting less and less exciting each year (now that I am the highest number I can be). I love costumes, make-up (especially gory/special effects type make-up), and I love all things horror. In fact, numbers 1 and 2 of my top 3 all-time favorite movies are horror movies. (And if you don’t know either of these, you toads don’t know me).


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