America: “Yes We Can”

I just wanted to take this opportunity to get overzealously political and endorse the shit out of Barack Obama…

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Only in this video is Hillary able to fuck Obama, here in the real world, its the other way around. Just the thought of 2 bitter rivals going at it is pretty hot though, right? All of that anger and tension from over a year of arguing, debating, lying and ass-kissing wiped clean in a few quick thrusts. (Thats how I roll) Maybe it would inspire other enemies to put down their guns and turn out the lights. Why be fighting when we could be fucking? I think we need to get Israel and Palestine together with an empty warehouse full of Ecstasy. It should all fall into place after that.

Good Concept, Bad Execution. But props for the idea.

Black is the New Black, Bitch!

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Don’t forget about Hamlet’s Barack Obey-ma Edit.

This Sheperd Fairy reimagining comes courtesy of my co-worker Hamlet K. I changed my party affiliation for the California Primary and will shortly return it to Independent for the General election where I will hopefully again cast my vote for Obama. (click for full size)

I got really scared a couple years ago when I heard that Hillary was thinking of running for president. It didn’t scare me that she would be president. What frightened me is when a friend said, “You realize of course that this would mean that since 1988 our presidents have been Bush, Clinton, Bush and Clinton”. That would be a minimum of 24 years under 2 names. Sounds pretty much like a dictatorship to me. I’m ready for a brother to shake up the honkies in Washington.