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Semi Precious Weapons – “Magnetic Baby”

August 10th, 2010 by AliUptown

The video got yanked from youtube. Watch this crazy shit instead.

Update: Try this glamour on for size.


Semi Precious Weapons – Magnetic Baby
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Another one for the Spank Bank: Lady Gaga – ‘Alejandro’

June 8th, 2010 by AliUptown

Cause I gotta.

I dig the boys in fishnets.

The Spank Bank: Christina Hendricks in Broken Bells video for “Ghost Inside”

June 2nd, 2010 by intr0vert

Oh the unspeakable things we would do to that robot.

Scissor Sisters – “Fire With Fire”

May 27th, 2010 by intr0vert

The Dead Weather – “Die By The Drop” – Official Video

April 9th, 2010 by AliUptown

Surprise surprise, Floria Sigismondi directed this gem. Jack White’s up there on my Spank Bank list and this video does not help. I don’t think this goth thing was just a phase for me.

Their 2nd album, Sea of Cowards is out May 11th (inr0vert’s birthday!). The tour starts next week. Damn superhumans.

Tour Dates:
April
15 San Francisco, CA – The Fillmore
16 San Francisco, CA – The Fillmore
17 Indio, CA – Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival
18 Las Vegas, NV – The Pearl Concert Theater
20 Albuquerque, NM – Sunshine Theater
22 Tulsa, OK – Cain’s Ballroom
23 Bonner Springs, KS – Sandstone
24 St. Louis, MO – The Pageant
26 Lake Buena Vista, FL – House of Blues
27 Birmingham, AL – WorkPlay Soundstage
28 Memphis, TN – Minglewood Hall
30 Austin, TX – Stubb’s Waller Creek Ampitheater

May
1 Houston, TX – House of Blues
2 New Orleans, LA – New Orleans Jazz & Heritage Festival

June
12 Manchester, TN – Bonnaroo

Semi Precious Weapons – “Magnetic Baby” Live @ The Roxy – Feb 1, 2010

February 20th, 2010 by intr0vert

Tegan and Sara – “Alligator” Music Video

February 20th, 2010 by intr0vert

Janelle Monáe returns! 2 new tracks + Tour Dates

February 12th, 2010 by intr0vert

Living doll Janelle Monáe will finally be releasing her “debut” album The ArchAndroid on May 18 of this year. I know, that seems pretty far in the future, well, that’s how Cindi Mayweather rolls. Fret not, she has released two tracks “Tightrope” (f/Big Boi of Outkast) and “Cold War” which you can preview on her website and will be touring this spring. Prepare to be inspired if you haven’t seen or heard Ms. Monáe live, I’m convinced she’s a cyborg. No mortal woman can dance that hard and sing so pitch-perfectly…unless it’s actually Prince in drag.

For a little background on Janelle Monáe consult the AvantTrash “You Should Know” post from September 2008.
Myspace: http://myspace.com/JanelleMonae |  Twitter: @JanelleMonae

Janelle Monáe Spring Tour
MARCH
15 Washington, DC Black Cat
17 Philadelphia, PA Johnny Brenda’s
18 Philadelphia, PA Johnny Brenda’s
21 San Francisco, CA Café Du Nord
22 San Francisco, CA Café Du Nord
23 Los Angeles, CA (Buy Tix) The Viper Room (see you there!)
24 Los Angeles, CA (Buy Tix) The Viper Room (see you there!)
29 Chicago, IL Schubas Tavern
30 Chicago, IL Schubas Tavern
31 Minneapolis, MN Varsity Theater

APRIL
2 St. Andrews Detroit, MI
5 Smith’s Olde Bar Atlanta, GA
6 Smith’s Olde Bar Atlanta, GA
9 Joe’s Pub New York, NY
10 Joe’s Pub New York, NY

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You had to be there: Semi Precious Weapons @ The Roxy 2/1/2010

February 4th, 2010 by intr0vert

Testing my iPhones ability to build a decent mobile post. Like it? Expect more!

You Should Know: MAdM – Melissa Auf der Maur

February 4th, 2010 by intr0vert

I’ve categorized this as “You Should Know:” but really, if you haven’t heard of Montreal fireball Melissa Auf der Maur then you need a serious lesson in Alt Rock history. After Kristen Pfaff’s overdose, Melissa became her replacement as bassist of Hole and in 2000 MAdM would replace D’Arcy Wretzky in Smashing Pumpkins until it’s initial dissolution. Her 2004 solo album titled simply Auf der Maur would go on to sell over 180,000 copies worldwide.

Now that you know who she is you should know that her latest SELF-RELEASED solo album Out Of Our Minds is a vibrant, layered work with touches of Kate Bush with newer hints of artists like A Perfect Circle, Azure Ray and Blonde Redhead. Her electro-rock orchestrations have a very epic swing and play into the delicate blasts of her voice. And it could be my stubbornly approaching 30 yrs-old ears but in songs like “Meet Me On The Dark Side” I still hear a bit of that 20th century “alternative rock” sound remaining in the songs structure which might actually be a welcome appeal to people of my generation and the Gen X’ers just before us. Of the 5 tracks I have been given to preview the standout is still the title track but a close 2nd is “The Key” which almost has a Queens of the Stone Age vibe, not so coincidentally. MAdM has also worked with them in the past. Album guests include Jordon Zadorozny (Sam Roberts), Chris Goss (QOTSA, UNKLE), Alan Molder (Depeche Mode, Smashing Pumpkins), Mike Frazer (Franz Ferdinand, ACDC) with a special duet with Glenn Danzig.

Out Of Our Minds is following the modern trend to remonitize music by appealing to hardcore fans by offering the solo record along with various other media in cost escalating tiers. Along with the solo record there is also an accompanying Graphic Novel by Brooklyn artist Jack Forbes as well as a 28-minute HD film, directed by Tony Stone which premiered at The Sundance Film Festival in 2009 and a vinyl picture disc (among other standard merch). All of this is set for release this March 23rd.

A free MP3 of the title track is available at xmadmx.com when you sign up for updates. Warning for sensitive listeners: In title track Out Of Our Minds, “Fire” and “Desire” lyrically interchange. But because she is a redhead, I think we can make an exception.

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We Are The World – “Clay Stones” Single + Video

January 26th, 2010 by intr0vert

Last March I recommended Echo Park dance troupe/electrosiezure We Are The World as a band “You Should Know” and really, this recommendation is for your own good if you feel that music needs an artistic boost removed from the cult of celebrity currently seized ahold of iTunes. Finally the Echo Park quarted have made a hauntingly spectacular video for standout track “Clay Stones” in anticipation of their first release, a single of the song available today via IAMSOUND (still saying pre-sale). The Vinyl will be out 2/23 on Manimal.

And as I’ve said before if you get the chance to catch their kenetic live show (of which they play very few) consider yourself very lucky. Their myspace page indicates an upcoming February residency here in Los Angeles but a venue has yet to be revealed. Rest assured I will be making as many trips to Silverlake/Echo Park this month as necessary.

AvantTrash 12 Days of Xmas: Day 07 – “Present Face” by Garfunkel & Oates

December 14th, 2009 by intr0vert

I met Kate Micucci for the first time a couple years ago at a BBQ Joint in Chinatown LA that was having a comedy night and made her a “You Should Know:” artist just after I launched this incarnation of AvantTrash. I have a fetish for the Uke and this girl is the closest thing to a ukulele hero since Tiny Tim or Asian Babies. Besides that She and her partner in Garfunkel & Oates (Riki Lindhome) are both very funny and talented actresses to boot (You might recognize them from Scrubs or the remake of Last House on the Left). With G&O they write songs about a variety of brilliant subjects: 3rd wheel dates, Self-Esteem being low enough to date someone less than ideal, The smugness of pregnant women, and Douchebags (to name a few). Their lyrics blend a crass and beautiful truth with a much-more-than-folk sound coming from whichever 2 instruments they happen to be holding (Guitar, Uke, Keys…and Kazoos). It’s coincidental that tonight they made their debut on Jay Leno on the same night I made them the 7th day of Xmas (I’ve had all 12 days planned out for a month). I caught a preview of their Leno performance during their Holiday Spectacular at the UCB Theatre last week. They were even nice enough to give everyone in the theatre CD’s and DVDs…and candy. A fitting wrap up to the year is their video I posted last year around this time for “Present Face”. You may recognize a few more comedians in this video than you did last year, they aren’t the only ones that had a good 2009.

Good thing about the economy being in the can, less people exchanging awkward gifts.

Nico Vega – “Gravity” live @ The Roxy

December 7th, 2009 by intr0vert

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Why The Sunset Strip Rules: Reason #3,429 – I Met Orianthi!

November 23rd, 2009 by intr0vert

11212009-Orianthi & TJ outside of The Roxy

Weekly Trashing: 100 Monkeys @ The Viper Room 11-15-2009

November 17th, 2009 by intr0vert

11152009 - Jackson Rathbone -100 Monkeys - Viper RoomI can tell you about the band 100 Monkeys but chances are you won’t read anything I’m saying because you’re probably too busy screaming. Why? Because 100 Monkeys features Jackson Rathbone, better known as dreamboat Jasper Cullen from the Twilight Saga. And that’s fine.

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To Do in LA: Semi Precious Weapons (2 Shows @ The Viper Room in NOV.)

November 13th, 2009 by intr0vert

072009-SemiPreciousWeapons-003“I CAN’T PAY MY RENT BUT I’M FUCKING GORGEOUS!”

Recently signed to Perez Hilton‘s label and even more recently signed to a huge deal with Interscope, New York glam punks SEMI PRECIOUS WEAPONS are a quartet of handsome gents burning high energy Rock N’ Roll that will sting your ears and tease your nethers. It’s danceably infectious AC/DC-meets-Rocky Horror swagger has been lighting up clubs for the past 3 years with fabulously filthy/gorgeous frontman Justin Tranter tearing up stages and after parties like a platinum-blond transvestite GODZILLA!

“I GOT A DIAMOND IN MY POCKET AND A GUN IN MY PURSE SCREAM SEMI PRECIOUS WEAPONS OR YOU MIGHT GET HURT!”

Rounding out the group is the unstoppable trio of Dynamite Drummer Dan Crean, Wig-Afficianato Guitarist Stevy Pyne and Bass Beast Cole Whittle using every inch of every stage at every show. As an exception to the rule, typically you would find an act that rocks this hard and dirty and looks this good to be light on real musical talent but SPW actually met at the prestigious Berklee College of music in Boston.

“STICKY WITH CHAMPAGNE, THAT’S OK IT’S HER BIRTHDAY!”

072009-SemiPreciousWeapons-019SPW will be doing 2 shows at The Viper Room in November: Friday the 13th & Wed the 25th. An excellent review of a trio of shows at The Viper Room last July can be found on their blog. A recent interview by Sunset Strip Ambassador and Buzzfinder Brent X. Mendoza with Lead Singer and Daytime Jewlery Designer Justin Tranter (Fetty) can be found @ TheSunsetStrip.com.

“HER HAIR, HER HAIR, HER HAIR IS ON FIRE! SHE DON’T NO WATER LET HER FUCKING HEAD BURN!”

Semi Precious Weapons are currently recording their follow up to 2008′s We Love You with Jack Joseph Puig in Los Angeles and will be opening for Lady Gaga on The Monster Ball Tour (LA Shows @ Nokia Dec 21-23).

“PUT A DIAMOND IN IT AND BITE DOWN!”

“ROCK AND ROLL NEVER LOOKED SO BEAUTIFUL!”


Gooch News: Bob Guccione and Sasha Grey talk Health Care Reform

October 16th, 2009 by intr0vert

“You Don’t Say!”

Sarah Silverman Ends World Hunger

October 11th, 2009 by intr0vert

Orianthi – “According To You”

October 6th, 2009 by intr0vert

I know this isn’t the typical thing you hear at AvantTrash.com but a couple months ago I recommended Orianthi as an artist “You Should Know”. Well her album is coming out and a promo person sent me a link to the single and I thought I’d pass it along to you. It’s a bit on the Kelly Clarkson side but trust me, this chick SHREDS!
I’ve been offered to interview her so if you have any questions for the woman hailed as Santana’s protege and Michael Jackson’s final guitarist then post a comment here! Orianthi will be featured heavily in Michael Jackson’s “This Is It”, coming to theaters later this month.

You should know: NICO VEGA

September 15th, 2009 by intr0vert

You know how I know that The Sunset Strip is BACK? Because I’ve seen sooo much amazing live music this week! Between The Sunset Strip Music Festival and all of the other fantastic shows that happen on the regular out here, as a live music fan I don’t think I’ve ever felt more at home.

Nico Vega is right on target.

NicoVega-AHerrold-003And of all this amazing music I’ve seen lately (honestly 4-5 nights a week), the best act I’ve seen in a while to really, genuinely impress me has been the “Indie Gospel” that comes from NICO VEGA. I’ve seen them 3 times this week alone and everytime feels completely new; but this is not a new band by any stretch. Dan Expand (drums), Rich Koehler (guitar+) and Aja Volkman (vocals) have certainly been making a name for themselves in the indie scene around Los Angeles for years now, but I think very soon this will be a band that will illuminate a lot of peoples’ worlds. Their Self-titled album has been available on Myspace Records since February and what absolutely mystifies me about it is how versatile the sound is while at once being such a cohesive collection. Each song is so different yet such a complete part of a sonic narrative. And an expansive narrative it is for one that comes from just ONE melodic instrument onstage! The way that dancing maestro Rich mixes his guitar sound through Octave and Delay pedals is that of a psychedelic mad scientist whose found the cure for having a bassist or synth player to clutter Aja and Dan’s stage. And believe me, there may never be a big enough stage to hold Aja; within the first minute of seeing them live, you will be in love.

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