I need a hand job.

This is a real product. They are relying on the cheekiness of the internets to let their so-fake-it’s-got-to-be-real video sell a 10 cent piece of rubber for $4.95 (but wait, you get one free!) You’re gonna see it anyway, it might as well be here.

How long until they figure out a product that they can call, “I need a blowjob!”? Maybe something that inflates balloons faster?

Maybe this will actually increase the number of handjobs…the world needs them. Real ones are free…usually.

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2 Responses to “I need a hand job.”

  1. berkorules Says:

    hilarious, but the kid part is waaaayyy creepy. AWKWARD

  2. intr0vert Says:

    THANKS UNCLE GREG!

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