I need a hand job.
This is a real product. They are relying on the cheekiness of the internets to let their so-fake-it’s-got-to-be-real video sell a 10 cent piece of rubber for $4.95 (but wait, you get one free!) You’re gonna see it anyway, it might as well be here.
How long until they figure out a product that they can call, “I need a blowjob!”? Maybe something that inflates balloons faster?
Maybe this will actually increase the number of handjobs…the world needs them. Real ones are free…usually.
Tags: Double Entendre, Dumb Products, Ejaculation, Hand Job, I need a handjob!, infomercials, Jar Opener



December 12th, 2009 at 5:15 am
hilarious, but the kid part is waaaayyy creepy. AWKWARD
December 12th, 2009 at 2:57 pm
THANKS UNCLE GREG!