President Obama!!!! Did that fly have a white head???!!!!!!
By now, everyone has learned that Barack Obama studied under Mr. Miyagi and that he brutally murdered Dr. Andre Delambre (no comment as of yet from Vincent Price’s corpse). God damn, what they say about Chicago politicians being brutal ain’t no lie. Considering the fact that Colbert has been having a nightly segment dedicated to parodying the incident entitled “Murder in the White House” (Jeff Goldblum was on the other night to vomit and then suck up his 2 cents) there’s not much more I can add comedy wise to the situation. However, the best thing about Ninjabama’s actions was PETA getting up in arms about it.
PETA is a lot like the ACLU. At their heart, they are both organizations that mean well and do offer a lot of good. Unfortunately, the people running them are quite possibly the dumbest people on earth. Instead of spending their resources combating actual inhumane treatment of animals that people can agree upon (or in the ACLU’s case, court battles that aren’t insane) they get into the muck of whining about killing fly’s. This is why nobody takes PETA seriously. In fact, the best thing about PETA is that they spend their money on getting athletes and celebrities and granddaughters of revolutionaries to take their clothes off. Am I the only one who doesn’t think an insect is an animal? When I think “animal”, I think “anything not an insect or with roots”. I have this funny picture in my mind of Pharaoh being lectured by PETA as the locusts descend upon Egypt: “Don’t hurt the locusts!!!!!!”
PETA, you’re nothing more than a punchline to bad jokes. Focus your energies on dogs and cats and endangered species. Those are the only animals most Americans give a shit about, anyway.
I was going to do a big post on the Iranian elections and the lunacy taking place both here (Republicans trying to score political points by siding with an Iranian leader, Mousavi, who is about an 8 on the psycho scale instead of the 10 Achmachichibangbang is) and over there but I’m already bored with it. I was hoping Achmaturnyourheadandcough would go down in defeat just for the sheer hilarity of the situation. Now the situation is even better. Obama got incredibly lucky with this particular outcome, which is why he’s being smart and staying out of it. I rarely agree with Pat Buchanan, but he’s nailed it on this one. And it’s driving conservatives nuts :)
I’ve been preparing stuff for tomorrow’s Splattercast. I think it’s going to be a fun show. It’s all about EC comics. Specifically the Vault of Horror, Tales From the Crypt, and The Haunt of Fear from the 50’s. We’ll even be recording some audio versions of the stories in honor of their greatness. I’m looking forward to that. Am I allowed to blog about horror on avanttrash? I feel like the Splattercast listeners might show up with torches and pitchforks…
I know T.J. is big into stalking z-level celebrities (which is why I had to get a restraining order that forces him to be at least three states away from me at all times) so maybe he can hunt down this Leighton Meester monkey chick and rate her footjobs. Mmmm…prehensile feet…..HOT.
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