Oh, Sweet Irony! Ugg Boots not only hideous but also DEADLY!
Well maybe there is nothing ironic about it…Here is a story from the UK about a woman who got her Uggs stuck in some train tracks and was freed by a passer-by only to be dragged by an angry boyfriend into the path of another train! He managed to jump to safety but she was all fuckered up on enough chemicals to put Keith Richards in rehab.
The girl was a young mother of 2, it’s sad. Not so much that a mother of 2 died but that someone let her have two children who would have already been hoodrats (or whatever they have over there) but will now probably be even more fucked up.
excerpt from The Daily Mail:
The court heard Miss Mack was three times the drink-drive limit and was on a cocktail of methadone and four types of Valium-type drugs. Mr Etherington said Palmer may also have been intoxicated.
Do you really need another reason not to wear those ugly things? The moral of the story: don’t be white trash.
“Crocs wearer eaten by actual Crocodile”…you’re next!
Tags: Bad Fashion, Crocs, Drugs, Irony, Keith Richards, London, Trains, Ugg Boots, Uggs, UK, Wankers, White Trash



August 14th, 2009 at 10:39 pm
ugg boots are so perfect