Oh my sweet lord of geekery. What is going on with my “Master Sword” right now? I think that Gannon has cast a solidify spell in my pants.

I’ve decided that my prerequisites for dating are now worthless! College Degree? Over 24-years-old? Worthless I say! I might even be gay now!? I don’t know! This is very confusing, it’s like I’m looking at Link from the Legend of Zelda here, but it’s 2 teenage girls!? What does this mean? If you put about any girl in a Zelda costume…yawn. zzzzz Sorry I fell asleep there. I was talking about a character who gets kidnapped and THATS IT. But something happens when you put a woman into the clothes of male character of power? It’s like double victory or something? These girls might not even be cute in civilian clothes!

And I’m not talking about hot in the Flashdance Jennifer Beals female welder thing. Construction worker? Pshaw! The best that village people type ladies can ever achieve is the lady cop. There were a couple blue flames I’d let arrest me in Lincoln but here in L.A. I’ve seen a dozen that even with a bulletproof vest on could still be in Playboy…or at least Hustler.

But no, i’m talking about girls dressing up as Robin… Freddy Krueger… Harry Potter?!! Where will it end, female Barack Obama …or Jesus (Wait, isn’t that the same person?)! Ok I have to go do… something straight.

This must have been what David Bowie did to women.

Link girls via Nerd10101. Slutty Costumes via Haunted Props.

Tags: Cosplay, Freddy Krueger, Halloween, Harry Potter, Link, Nintendo, Star Wars, The Legend of Zelda

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