Magical Pig Stomache Dust Regrows Fingers

British Witchcraft!

Lee Spievak lost the tip of his finger to a model airplane’s propellor. His brother just happens to be involved in Stem Cell Research and Regenerative Medicine. So like any good bro he sent him some magical pixie dust made from pig guts (like so many other magical pixie dusts are made from). Within a month the rest of his finger grew back… including his fingerprint.

Why would we not fund this?!!

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2 Responses to “Magical Pig Stomache Dust Regrows Fingers”

  1. shancam Says:

    Because the religious right has far too much power. Luckily, scientists are fleeing the US to work in Europe…where they see the incredible value in this work.

  2. AliUptown Says:

    It’s the Devil’s work, I tell you! I blame that J.K. Rowling tramp.

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