This shit is hard to watch… McCain being a douchebag on Ellen
I think Ellen should have punched that geriatric fuckhead in his puckered ferret face when she had the chance. Maybe she could have at least verbally reduced him to the sniveling, pathetic dinosaur turd that he is.
Ellen had Senator John McLiverspot on her show and the discussion of Gay Marriage inevitably came up and McDouchebag actually had the shriveled balls to maintain anything but eye contact and “respectfully disagree” with her in saying that MARRIAGE is only a contractual agreement and not real unless it is between a man and a woman. Marriage must be totally sacred for a divorced cocksucker like McCain?
This asshole makes me want to puke. You lose your war veteran sympathy when you are a prick like that. He’s the asshole who has said he wants to stay in the war for 100 years if thats what it takes. Pretty fucking pathetic when you consider that it’s been revealed that the catalyst for Vietnam was also false. This means that his friends were killed and he was tortured for NOTHING just like all of the dead soldiers in Iraq and Afghanistan fighting for this IMAGINARY “War on Terror”. I hope his bus crashes into a ditch full of AIDS.
Hillary can ride shotgun. Get a clue, bitch, we’re just not that into you.
Tags: Election, Ellen, Gay Marriage, Gulf of Tonkin, McCain, McDouche



May 23rd, 2008 at 8:57 am
What a spineless bastard. Please realize that your views, Mr. McCain are as ancient as your birth certificate.
May 23rd, 2008 at 9:45 am
Props to Ellen for coming right out and addressing the big gay elephant in the room. And then calling McDouche on his pussy answer.
“So, you’ll walk me down the aisle? Is that what you’re saying?”
Assface’s response: “Touché.”
May 24th, 2008 at 12:54 pm
I think McCain owes Ellen big time. She saved his ass and I think she missed a great opportunity to call him on, for lack of a better term, the carpet on this issue.