April Fool. I got yo ass!
I’m not quitting my job, I’d almost never move back to Nebraska unless I had a ton of money that I could escape anytime I please, and it would be nearly impossible at this juncture to do freelance on a fulltime basis.
And I probably wouldn’t kill a Wal-Mart patron… the Walton family on the other hand…
Thanks for playing.
Tags: April Fools, Destroy the Waltons, Quitting Job, Wal-Mart is the devil
