“Hey Vader, How are things? I’ve been good, a bounty here, some rebel surveillance there. I’ve been pretty busy lately so I decided to treat myself. I bought this great desk from a chubby Mediterranean stereotype at the Crate&Blaster on Tattooine. It’s really nice. Mostly carbonite. It has sort of a cloud city vibe. Oh yeah and it holds the frozen body of Han Solo, which I think really says, “this guy is the bounty hunter for you”, ya know what I mean? Well I’ve got a couple clones running around the office that I said I’d take to Ice Cream so I’d better wrap this up. Good luck with that kid of yours, yikes! Rebel Alliance, huh? Damn Hippies. Next thing you know he’ll be voting for Nader! Well you take care, buddy. I’ll see you at the company picnic!
-Bob”

I found this tasty thing on The Stylephile. The HAN SOLO IN CARBONITE DESK is almost on par with the Kiss Coffin for overly-obsessive memorabilia. It was made for some douchelicious god-twat from the band (barf) Casting Crowns. It mentioned they are Grammy-Winning but really if its for Christian Rock thats like winning the gold medal in curling. Nobody gives a shit. (See, you don’t even know what curling is.) Its good to see he isn’t using that money to help the poor or anything.

My Christian Rock band is called Soulgasm. Our latest release “Come On, Jesus!” is out now in Chapel Bookstores Everywhere. But back to this sweet desk! There are a few areas where it could be sweeter, like if the slab looked more like the movie for example. I’m assuming the Harrison Ford relief sculpture is the hard part of the design but that thing looks like they took apart a bunch of Jeeps from the Korean War. And the glass looks way too high to be functional.  Sweet concept though. The Carbonite room/Empire battle scene inspired legs are rockin’. It might be even better if it looked like it was levitating.

I’m leaving you with the quote from the site I snagged this link from– Han Solo: “Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.”

Tags: Boba Fett, Christian Rock Sucks, Empire Strikes Back, Han Solo Desk, Star Wars

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