If you’re so smart, Explain this Clarissa!
It was Jen from work’s birthday last night, so Friday the boss took us to lunch at Mexicali on Ventura Blvd. According to my co-slaves its a celeb hotspot. We didn’t find out until after the meal but one of our co-workers saw Melissa Joan Hart! Two of us were crushed that we didn’t see/bother her. I pride myself on having an eagle-eye for obscure celebrities but somehow through line of sight/fog of war issues at dinner I didn’t spot a very pregnant Sabrina the Teenage Witch. I must be slipping in my old age. I feel like such a Fergwad.
To my defense, if you Google MJH pregnant then you’ll see some wire image photos that you wouldn’t be able to recognize her from either. She’s big.
Tags: Can't Hardly Wait, Celebs, Clarissa Explains It All, Melissa Joan Hart, Pregnant, Sabrina the Teenage Witch
March 2nd, 2008 at 8:03 pm
(Warning: a rather vitriolic comment follows) Let me take this opportunity to share my intense hatred for this “actress”. I could have forgiven the television execs if they had stopped at Clarissa….but must they give her that effing teenage witch shit….then follow her to COLLEGE?!?! Most recently, her mother and her joined forces to make their own production team to inflict misery and torture they packaged as made-for-t.v. movies. Melissa, you’re poster child for vacant and white bread. She gives us “girl-next-door” types a bad name.
My biggest bone to pick is that by association she made the star of Punky Brewster (my childhood idol) Soleil Moon Frye uncool. Anyone who was on that god-awful show instantly becomes un-cool in my book. Fuck you MJH!
Take me back to the day where Soleil had to bind her breasts, have pigtails and wear mismatching socks….those were the days.