Sorry doodz, but we have become obsolete.
Lesbians figured it out. Boldly they asked the question, “Do we really need men?” and they dove in head-first to find the loophole. Now it seems their all-girl utopia might also finally be a reality.
British Scientists have figured out a way to make SPERM FROM BONE MARROW!
via The Daily Mail:
…According to New Scientist magazine, the scientists want to take stem cells from a woman donor’s bone marrow and transform them into sperm through the use of special chemicals and vitamins.
So it seems that we have two years before they have this perfected. Guys, get it while you can.
On the upside, this whole process is a big middle finger to critics of stem cell research (a.k.a. loony religious fucks). With this method, stem cells could be taken from saaaay a terminal cancer patient to impregnate a woman. Wheres your sanctity of human life now?


